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WHEN I HEAR REALLY GOOD GOSSIP

I’M LIKE:

WHEN MY FRIENDS AND I GO ON A STARBUCKS RUN

WHEN I TRY TO SWITCH UP MY WORK OUT ROUTINE

EXPECTATION:

REALITY:

WHEN ITS WING NIGHT

WHEN IM HOOKING UP WITH A HOT GUY AND I FIND OUT HE’S SMALL

IT’S LIKE:

GETTING MADE FUN OF

SOME PEOPLE:

ME:

WHAT I LOOK LIKE WHEN I WATCH TV BY MYSELF

WHEN I TRY TO ACT NATURAL

EXPECTATION:

REALITY:

ARRIVING SOMEWHERE

SOME PEOPLE:

ME:

HOW I FEEL WHEN THE POWER COMES BACK ON